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45-Angels

January 31st, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey

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All these angel characters are actually borrowed from a friend of mine’s, which he doesn’t seem to mind since the only thing they have in common is their names. Despite them not being the exact same ones though, I still feel a bit weird trying to write for these characters since I feel that I have to treat them with the utmost respect and I have to do everything I can not to upset The Creator. This can lead to several reworkings before I can settle on a setting and punchline that isn’t too embarrassing. At least I have my loyal fans to bake me brownies if anything goes wrong.

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44-Sowwy

January 28th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey

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I am not making this up. I spent my afternoon under a garage door. Luckily no one was near it when it fell over and I just held it up while everyone else tried to fasten it into place, but it was still quite some time stuck under there as I realized how little time I would have in the end to get something together.

On a different note, it feels good to write in my own handwriting again instead of printing everything nice and carefully. It’s been a while since I wrote anything that wasn’t wrapped in a word bubble.

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43-Felix

January 26th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey

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I’ve never really watched any Felix cartoons, even though most are five minutes long and can be found on Wikipedia. I don’t own any Felix the Cat memorabilia and I rarely see him anywhere not related to old timey cartoons. Still, whenever I meet someone who’s never heard of him I get furious. Not knowing who the classic kitty kat is is like not knowing what I Love Lucy is. Some people just don’t appreciate their history.

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42-Egg

January 24th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey

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This is a really old joke here. I even drew a rough draft version of this over four years ago. Loli Miss Hedgey sure had the imagination back then. It’s rare that I find my younger work to be good enough to remake with absolutely no changes. I even looked at my old doodles as reference for the first panel. Old Miss Hedgey forgot what face shadows looked like. Dare I say it, it just bugs me.

OCD count: 6

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41-Murder

January 21st, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey

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I hope this punchline wasn’t too obvious this time. Over time you start to see so many random jokes you start to expect the opposite of what you’re supposed to. Still, I couldn’t resist drawing the evil baby because it’s one of my oldest creations, making appearances in old Jr. High School projects and even some of my earlier comics drawn by my Loli self. He’s evolved ever so slightly with each incarnation, ranging from a giant crowned baby with a globe in his hands to a mutated toddler with spider legs in his back. I felt it was about time I brought him back in his original vintage form though, a regular, immobilized baby who just happened to be evil. In a way, that’s much more sinister.

I also like how this is the third time the faceless Janitor Cop has appeared when we just saw him at a Workaholics meeting in the last comic. Maybe he really should take a vacation.

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40-Batman

January 19th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey

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Batman is too awesome for mitten hands, so he gets badly drawn real hands. The rest of the Workaholics get to have their wonderful not-fingers as they sit in a circle full of minor details I could describe in full right now, but I wont. Instead, I’ll talk about a serious issue that many of you might take for granted. Workahol addiction is a real threat and a real serious problem. If you or someone you know is showing signs of workahol addiction, maybe it’s time to cut off their supply and have a serious talk about their workahol consumption. Workahol is fine in moderation, but too much, and you could have a serious problem. Never forget.

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39-Wonderful

January 17th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey

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You know it’s comics like these that make it really hard to come up with a title without spoiling the punchline and this one was definitely the hardest so far. At least I managed to come up with a wonderful picture of Milk Chan. How Wonderful!!

Also, I’ll say this one more time. There is no such thing as a real life cheetah orgy. You’d think that would be obvious but some people are fortunate enough to still be in fantasy land.

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38-Infiltration

January 14th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey

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Everyone’s favorite bunny ears hunter returns, and he’s showing his pride in being a resident of the FIniverse. Aside from his trademark Wumbo belt, he’s got the Dairybot symbol on his shoes. I’m betting he’d make a great cosplay character for extremely nitpicky people. I doubt any conventions would let you get away with a reenactment of the Evil Weighted Companion Cube’s demise though.

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Tell Austin we won.

January 13th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey

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Hooray for Internet capitalism and making a 1 penny profit a day! It took a while, but Fruit Incest finally has something actually taking up that space up there. At least it didn’t take as long as it took to get a decent header, somewhat. I often laugh at the thought of me or someone else reading this in the future and wondering why something so trivial makes for a cocktail post, but that’s then and this is now. So what does all this mean? Absolutely nothing. Just gives me another reason to whore out for attention. And now, I would like to test something out.

((ANYONE WHO READS THIS POST “MUFFINS” IN A COMMENT!))

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37-Trial

January 12th, 2010 | by Miss Hedgey

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I don’t know if there’s an official date out there somewhere, but I always consider the fourth Wednesday of April to be Opposite Day. Despite this, I’d say having a weekly Opposite would be pretty fun. It’d be a great way to fire someone and get some laughs out of it too.

Also, yes I know the Judge looks almost exactly like a certain Santa Clause we may have seen around here. You can tell that beards aren’t my specialty. Neither is drawing, but at least I have wackiness on my side in that department.