About
Welcome to Fruit Incest. If you’re reading this, you’re either bored or have no idea what to do with this crazy nonsense site. But you already knew that, so let’s answer some questions you might have.
What is this place?
It’s a simple webcomic, with simple layouts and basic design. It’s not meant to be anything special, just a nice place for you to visit once in a while when you want a free laugh.
…Fruit Incest?
Admit it, as soon as you heard the name you were hooked. I’m a marketing genius! Seriously though, the site should be pretty work safe, aside from a few raised eyebrows. The name is just meant to represent the nonsensical style of yours truly. I’ve got an insane mind.
So who are you?
Who am I? Well, according to the various blog posts on the Main page (brought to you by WordPress and Carls Jr), I’m Miss Hedgey. I’m a small time nerd who likes to spend hours on the Internet. I try to keep my personal life separate from the turmoils of the online world, but you might see me slip up and mention minor details such as my real name or what I do for a living. Really though, you’re here for my work, not for me, so no need to be all formal. Also, don’t ever call me Hedgey.
When does the comic update?
I try to update three times a week, but no guarantees. Usually, I update either Tuesday or Wednesday and post another comic two days later. I try to almost always update on Sundays though because not a lot of comics update on Sundays, and that makes me sad. Even if I don’t add a new comic, I have plenty of little bloggies to keep you busy, and that’s worth checking the site every few days, right? …right?
How do you make these comics?
I tend to do things mostly by hand since I suck at using computers. Just a pen and paper, scanned onto the computer. It’s a fairly simple process. I’m sure you can see for yourself I’m not trying to make this site look too professional. As long as people enjoy the quirky art style and humor, there shouldn’t be any problems, right? …right?
Can I ask you about ____?
I’d be glad to talk about anything you have to ask, but ____ is currently having some family troubles and I don’t feel comfortable talking about him at the moment, especially with Mrs. ____ in the condition she’s in. As for me and the site, feel free to contact me for anything you wish to talk about. I’ve got all the time in the world.
You can find me at misshedgey (at) fruitincest (dot) com
I obviously don’t check it daily, especially given my oh so overwhelming invisible fans, but I’m sure to read everything you say, especially little comments on the site. Words from you guys are what keep me going. That and sweets. I’m a sucker for donuts and all that stuff.
Is there anything else you want to say?
No, but thanks for asking. You sure are nice, bolded letters.
Oh stop. You’re making me blush.
Hey, that wasn’t a question! This conversation is over! Come back when you know how to follow instructions.
But-
Hmph!
As for everyone else, enjoy the site and have fun.